WorldScape Blitz

So I decided that I'm going to call Kevin "Dad" from now on.

So I have some stuff, and I want to know if they're worth anything.

Here's the stuff I got:

This happens every time I try to login.

It's been a long time coming, but Remy is back. None of you know me, and I don't give a shit. I played this game a long time ago. The last time I played, Ryan was still in middle school. I remember it quite fondly, going over to moparscape, agreeing that I wasn't in any way affiliated with Jagex, and logging in to do whatever caught my fancy for hours on end. At one point during school those many years ago, I asked Ryan if I could be a moderator, so later that day, I logged on, and saw the little silver crown next to my name in the chat. That was possibly one of the best days of my life, so far. So about a week later I was engaged in a trade with a fellow player, when he decided to close the trade window, so, I lose my abby whip, dragon 2h, and battle-axe, and about 750k. So, like any other middle schooler who had just recently learned of the intrigues of profanity, I started swearing like no one but an angry 11 year old can. So after about three days had passed without any playing whatsoever, I logged back on, only to see that some bastard took away my little silver crown. After that I played every couple weeks or so for about 4 months, and then I decided this shit wasn't worth my time. To sum it all up, I've entered the World of Warcraft, and emerged with minimal cosmetic scarring, I've defended the ancients for the second time, I've ventured into the Runes of Magic, I competed in the League of Legends, I've Teamed up on a Fortress twice, I've competed in the tournaments in the Age of Chivalry, I've explored the land of the Dunmer, and fought epic battles with the dragons in the land of the Nords, I've Commanded, and Conquered throughout the world for a decade, I've lived, loved, and lost in the art of podracing, and now, I'm back.

You may bask in my glory if it so pleases you.

That is all.