WorldScape Blitz

Can you guys throw down some facts about the game's history. When it was first created, old staff members, etc. Anything can help me!

Ressurection,

You are correct about every statement you have ever uttered. Not only does everyone safe every time they fight you, but they also don't compare to you as a pker. I walk around town and here little children talk about how much they want to be like you. You are absoultely, undeniably, positively the best, nay, the undisputed champion of player killing. The two kills I have over you are eclipsed by the zero you have over me.

You are absolutely right about me resembling Osama Bin Ladin. What's true is true.

It is an absolute honor to myself, and to this community, that you have graced us with your presence.

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I can has sarcasm.

I hate clans. All they do is create arguements. Personally, I think they should be removed from the game altogether. It is actually a form of polarization.

If you are ever stuck in game and can't log yourself out then follow the guide.

1) Ctrl+Alt+Dlt
2) Find javaw.exe
3) End process tree


That should about do it...

WTFH4X.

Unfortunately, no. No H4X. NO.

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I was browsing my FaceBook newsfeed and I realized that there are a ton of great ones. Post your favorite ones here! Keep them semi-appropriatte though, please.

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Congratulations to Kryptonite on his new Forum Moderator position!

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I teleported to ::etele and opened up my task manager

Not many of you know what I'm talking about so I'll give two examples.

Mod Jose and Mooshu are the same person. We know they are the same person.

About a week ago we were introduced to Mod Avery. Five minutes before that he was known as Mod Zexion and Rivin X. Rivin X was a forum and in game mod. People had good hunches about this one too. A person was even banned for claiming so.

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I hate that they are given multiple accounts to be a staff member on. I am unable to find any other reason for them to do this other than for them to trick us.

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Discuss if you want..

Three guys are stranded on an island. They come across a native tribe and try to communicate with them. Luckily, there is a single tribesman that knows English.

"We are shipwrecked. We need food." the first man says.
"We can supply it to you," the tribesman responds. "but first you must pass our tribe's test for initiation."
"Sure. We'll do anything." the men said in unison.
"Ok, you must each walk into the jungle and get ten pieces of fruit. When you come back you must shove them up your ******* without showing expression. If you fail then we will kill you on the spot.

The men each look at each other and walk into the jungle slowly. The first man comes out and shoves eight cherries up his ******* very quickly. All of the sudden he lets out a yelp and they kill him.

The second man comes out of the jungle with ten grapes. He quickly shoves nine of them up his ******* and had no sign of pain. All of the sudden he bursts out into laughter and they kill him.

As the two souls were floating up to Heaven they began to converse.

"Why'd you laugh?" the first man asks.
"Because I saw the third man come out of the jungle." he replied.
"What was funny about him?"
"He had ten pineapples."

Just start throwing out any one liners or anti-jokes that you can think of that will make us laugh. If you need a little help you can go here for anti-jokes, and here for one liners.


Example of anti-joke:

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.


Example of one liners:

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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The first 45 posts will all be anti-jokes because this was an anti-joke topic before.

Response to Insomnom's Nothing Special.

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Let's be honest now, this is true art.

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A guy walks into a bar and see a jar full of $10 bills. He asks the bartender what is was for.

"Well we have a series of challenges here. If you get through all three then you get all the money in the jar." the bartender replied.
"What are the challenges?" the man asked.
"First, you have to drink a gallonn of tequila in under an hour. Second, you have to pull a loose tooth out of a bull out back. And third, you have to have sex with an 87 year old virgin woman. If you do all that then you get the entire jar. It costs $10 to enter."
"Hell no!" the man exclaimed.

The man ordered a few beers and drank them quickly. He was getting a little buzzed now. He got a few more and then put $10 in the jar. The bartender gave him the gallon of tequila and he downed it in under in hour. The bartender pointed to a door to the back alley where the bull was waiting. The man walked out and started to try. For a few minutes there was a lot of ruckus, but then, all of the sudden, the noise stopped. After a few minutes the man still didn't come in. A few more minutes they thought he was dead and started to call 911, but he walked in.

Then he asked "Where's the lady with the loose tooth?"

We need a new set of rules for each of the new sections. We can't really post in there right now because we don't want to get in trouble.

Well on a recent topic Ryan stated that if more people wanted on over the other that he'd keep it that way. Vote for which one you'd rather have.

• Tickets- used to buy things in a shop just like in Blitz
• Coins- used like normal to buy everyday objects

These are people that have two billion exp in a skill that were given it that are still on the lists.

Strength- Rivin X and Duke Freedom
Hitpoints- Rivin X and Duke Freedom
Ranged- Duke Freedom
Prayer- Rivin X
Magic- Duke Freedom *


*Mooshu was not given max exp in Magic, he earned it.

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Highscore pictures aren't working as well..

Killer Panda
Kevtje
Luring
12:50 PM [CST]

He did not go on to state it was in wildy.

Killer Panda
Dds Pur3
12:45 PM [CST]
Offensive language and spamming the yell channel

Him and Jolt were bickering about who stole whose armour. Dds Pur3 went on to say things about Jolt's mother.

I take this back. They aren't all that good at looting after all.