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"Mr. Gay"

Started by ratman3, March 14, 2011, 08:02:25 PM

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ratman3

Mr. Gay (literally, his name) was a pilot, and he was using his job benefits to get a free flight to Hawaii.  When he got on the plane, there was somebody sitting in his seat, so he moved a few rows back. 

The Flight Attendant announced on the intercom that they would check the individual tickets, and that un-tickited passengers would be removed from the plane.  As the flight attendant was moving around the plane, he got to where Mr. Gay was supposed to sit.  The attendant asked "Excuse me sir, but are you gay?"

The passanger shamfully said yes, and the attendent asked for the person to be removed from the plane.  When Mr. Gay saw this, he stood up, and said "You've got the wrong person, I'm Gay!"

After he said that, the person next to him said "Im gay too, they can't take us all off!"
Quote from: Sad Panda on March 08, 2011, 04:51:09 PM
No matter how wrong I am I, as a troll, am always right.

Insomnom

Removed, MIKE. Unnecessary, tactless and rude.


I've heard this joke before, but it's still pretty good.
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought." -L. J. Peter

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Android #17

Haha..It's funny...I also heard about it too.