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Started by Thrive, March 10, 2011, 10:39:50 PM

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Thrive

WARNING DO NOT READ THIS JOKE IF YOU WANT TO EAT SKITTLES. THIS WILL CAUSE YOU TO FLINCH EVERYTIME TIME YOU SEE A PACK OF SKITTLES.


Anyways, here is a joke I made up.

Well here is some background. The gay pride flag is a rainbow, if you didn't know this just go google it and you'll see. Now saying that the gay pride flag is a rainbow; what exactly does "taste the rainbow" mean?

If you're not already disgusted please look at the lost of different skittles flavors.

Chocolate skittles
Tropical Skittles
Skittles bubble gum (it's funny because you can blow this one)
Sour Skittles
Crazy Core Skittles
And more...


Quote from: Voltimolt on April 24, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Randy

I think I get it. Since Skittles are so variant in colours they make you gay. A bit dry, and might I say a bit insensitive.

Sad Panda

It's ok I guess. Oh, you forgot the original Skittles in your list. That might have been included in the "and more" part though.

Thrive

Quote from: Randy on March 10, 2011, 11:18:40 PM
I think I get it. Since Skittles are so variant in colours they make you gay. A bit dry, and might I say a bit insensitive.

Err no. There's a more blatant meaning behind it. Just focus on the word "taste" and then "te rainbow" and you'll find out.


Quote from: Voltimolt on April 24, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Insomnom

Eh.

Everyone thinks I'd make a good lesbian anyway.

Mm. Skittles.
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought." -L. J. Peter

Made by Pride.

Drunk Mario

Quote from: Insomnom on March 11, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Eh.

Everyone thinks I'd make a good lesbian anyway.

Mm. Skittles.
Lol, I never said that! (Because I have never seen you.. *cough* post a pic*cough*) ::)


And What a joke.. I'm still going to eat skittles, now and forever.


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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Kryptonite

I don't get the joke lol.
And Mario she has posted a picture of herself. Go look in the Post a picture of your self in real life topic.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



Insomnom

I've posted two.
..and it's more of a personality thing, anyway.


Also, I'm not going to be the one to spell out the joke for everyone.
So.. ta.
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought." -L. J. Peter

Made by Pride.

Thrive

Quote from: Insomnom on March 11, 2011, 09:56:21 AM
I've posted two.
..and it's more of a personality thing, anyway.


Also, I'm not going to be the one to spell out the joke for everyone.
So.. ta.

I'm not going to spell it out either... And I'm just going to sit back and watch the confusion. When you get it then you will laugh...


Quote from: Voltimolt on April 24, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Thrive

Quote from: Drunk Mario on March 11, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Insomnom on March 11, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Eh.

Everyone thinks I'd make a good lesbian anyway.

Mm. Skittles.
Lol, I never said that! (Because I have never seen you.. *cough* post a pic*cough*) ::)


And What a joke.. I'm still going to eat skittles, now and forever.

Lol... Well enjoy them skittles, only insomnom will get why I find that drunk Mario will eat skittles now and forever.


Quote from: Voltimolt on April 24, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Drunk Mario

Quote from: Insomnom on March 11, 2011, 09:56:21 AM
I've posted two.
..and it's more of a personality thing, anyway.


Also, I'm not going to be the one to spell out the joke for everyone.
So.. ta.
Show me a link pl0x? I was look at your posts and stuff and couldnt find it..


Quote from: Thrive on March 11, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
Lol... Well enjoy them skittles, only insomnom will get why I find that drunk Mario will eat skittles now and forever.
Excuse me?


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

~~Personal Achievements~~

- Said to be one of the best Forum Mods
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- #1 topic starter
- Max combat achieved In-game
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Thrive

Quote from: Drunk Mario on March 11, 2011, 02:02:39 PM



Quote from: Thrive on March 11, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
Lol... Well enjoy them skittles, only insomnom will get why I find that drunk Mario will eat skittles now and forever.
Excuse me?

You heard me. You said you will still enjoy skittles now and forever; well then...
Enjoy them skittles... I'm sure someone else will appreciate it.


Quote from: Voltimolt on April 24, 2012, 01:39:41 AM
Thrive is a legend at signatures.
Quote from: Vee Dub on September 10, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
A rare legend would be someone like Thrive and what not.
That makes me a Double Legend! <3

Quote from: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:26:15 PM
Oh, Right. You're a legendary Signature maker, Don't get me wrong  ::)
damn RIGHT.

About My Signatures: I have come to believe that signatures are something that need true care for, and can't be generated in two seconds. Also, I have come to believe that text hinders the true beauty of a signature. A signature is supposed to show a render and a background mixing together. Text takes the focus off of these two things, and can make a signature rather disgusting. Text can be in a signature if it is the main focus of it, but other than that, it should just be there as a watermark. This is my GFX philosophy.

Remember the legends: Mute, Cappz, Jazmen, Travis, Ryan, Wyatt, Mark, Cj, Aaron, Hassan,and Jack. You all have a place in my heart.

And then there's Brandon... Sh*t...

Sad Panda

I understand it I think. You are saying that by eating Skittles, the rainbow, you are essentially a queer.

Drunk Mario

Quote from: Thrive on March 11, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
Quote from: Drunk Mario on March 11, 2011, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Insomnom on March 11, 2011, 04:54:01 AM
Eh.

Everyone thinks I'd make a good lesbian anyway.

Mm. Skittles.
Lol, I never said that! (Because I have never seen you.. *cough* post a pic*cough*) ::)


And What a joke.. I'm still going to eat skittles, now and forever.

Lol... Well enjoy them skittles, only insomnom will get why I find that drunk Mario will eat skittles now and forever.
GTFO kid.. You don't know anything about me. >:(


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

~~Personal Achievements~~

- Said to be one of the best Forum Mods
- #1 poster
- #1 topic starter
- Max combat achieved In-game
- Good banner maker
- #4 Overall

Kryptonite

Quote from: Thrive on March 11, 2011, 03:27:18 PM
Quote from: Drunk Mario on March 11, 2011, 02:02:39 PM



Quote from: Thrive on March 11, 2011, 12:17:44 PM
Lol... Well enjoy them skittles, only insomnom will get why I find that drunk Mario will eat skittles now and forever.
Excuse me?

You heard me. You said you will still enjoy skittles now and forever; well then...
Enjoy them skittles... I'm sure someone else will appreciate it.

Let's try and be nice now... Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.