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Three Guys

Started by Sad Panda, March 01, 2011, 10:52:15 PM

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Sad Panda

Three guys are stranded on an island. They come across a native tribe and try to communicate with them. Luckily, there is a single tribesman that knows English.

"We are shipwrecked. We need food." the first man says.
"We can supply it to you," the tribesman responds. "but first you must pass our tribe's test for initiation."
"Sure. We'll do anything." the men said in unison.
"Ok, you must each walk into the jungle and get ten pieces of fruit. When you come back you must shove them up your ******* without showing expression. If you fail then we will kill you on the spot.

The men each look at each other and walk into the jungle slowly. The first man comes out and shoves eight cherries up his ******* very quickly. All of the sudden he lets out a yelp and they kill him.

The second man comes out of the jungle with ten grapes. He quickly shoves nine of them up his ******* and had no sign of pain. All of the sudden he bursts out into laughter and they kill him.

As the two souls were floating up to Heaven they began to converse.

"Why'd you laugh?" the first man asks.
"Because I saw the third man come out of the jungle." he replied.
"What was funny about him?"
"He had ten pineapples."

Kryptonite

Lmao... But they needed food, so why didn't they just stay in the jungle and eat the fruit?

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Insomnom

Because it's a joke and if it was completely logical, there'd be nothing to laugh at.  :P
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