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Short Jokes

Started by Sad Panda, February 28, 2011, 10:15:31 PM

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Sad Panda

Just start throwing out any one liners or anti-jokes that you can think of that will make us laugh. If you need a little help you can go here for anti-jokes, and here for one liners.


Example of anti-joke:

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.


Example of one liners:

Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.




The first 45 posts will all be anti-jokes because this was an anti-joke topic before.

Kryptonite

Ok so what's the difference.. Ah.. I.. I can't.. it's too morally wrong.. :(

So wait the point of this is to post a bad joke or sick and twisted joke or something, right?

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



Insomnom

Really bad jokes. The ones that are just so stupid/bad that they're funny anyway.
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought." -L. J. Peter

Made by Pride.

killstrike

 il ike good joker i dont like bad jokes :)

zokian

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

I didn't make them up (:
lawl

Sad Panda

Zokian has the hang of it. As for the rest of you.... Oh, Jazmen understands it too. Kane might...

Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.

I Merk

What's the capital of England?
E.



zokian

Why was Mary upset?
She was involed in a severe car accident which resulted in the loss of both her legs and 3 fingers from her right hand. Her mum was also killed.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?

Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747?

A pilot.
lawl

Yoho

Whats worse then a dead baby?  A pile of dead baby's. 


Sad Panda

What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing part of a worm?

Being raped by a mutant octopus.

Bill

Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.


Quote from: Bill on August 23, 2010, 07:55:43 PM
Quote from: Ry60003333 on August 22, 2010, 05:40:15 AM
Thanks! It feels great to finally get it up after all these years. 8)
Lmfao.........

Yoho

I like my whiskey the same way I like my women... 10 years old and locked in my basement.


Sad Panda

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lamborghini?

I don't have a lamborghini in my garage, closet, bathroom, basement, or kitchen.

Kryptonite

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



Sad Panda

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.