The Jermeister (Retry...)

[I K T P Q]

Jeremy is a name that is normal... But that all changed when he indeed became.... "The Jermeister!"

He roams Lumbridge sipping what seems to be a never-ending cup of tea and reading what seems like a never-ending book, Stephen King, I suppose.
His Green Party Hat envies other players around him. But! They don't know that they can get the same Party Hat down in Wal-Mart 2 minutes from Lumbridge...

The Jermeister has tatty clothes that make him look like a tough cookie. When indeed he IS the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. On with the story...
The Jermeister goes by a lot of names such as

Woryrtle
Boneortle
Sulyrtle
Nitamon
Risirtle
Denertle
Fingeryrtle
Aleazard
Bumyzard
Alduchu
Dipertle
Engozard
Untartle
Clownirtle
Aughomon
Cheeseyrtle


The End

Much to come if you likey.

[I pooN I]

There actually is a 'stories' section in the forums. This would probably be more relevant there..  8)

[Con1887]

That's pretty neat.  :o

[Ry60003333]

Very interesting story. :o

[I K T P Q]

On Friday nights he likes to have a good 'ol'  chat to Gee, whilst eating meat.
He has the protein of a lion, that's why he likes meat and eggs, I like eggs too.
A big group follows him admiring the fact that he has a GOLD CROWN next to his name! Eek!!! Anyhow, they think he is king....

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[panderess]

eeeer eden your stories are so lame! lol, although jeremy is leet! haha. keep up the rad story writing..... cya

[Ry60003333]

Yea, the stories are kind of funny! ::)