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"Your mom jokes Or your dad jokes"

Started by Noobshow, March 31, 2010, 09:19:02 PM

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Noobshow

March 31, 2010, 09:19:02 PM
Let's see who can have the best "your mom" jokes or "your dad" jokes. I know Jeremy is pro at these so let's see who can get the funniest. GO!
If losing makes us stronger where all winners in the end.
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yetagain

#1
March 31, 2010, 09:31:11 PM
Yo mama so.... That says it all... ; )

Noobshow

#2
April 01, 2010, 07:14:05 PM
Quote from: Mute on April 01, 2010, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: yetagain on March 31, 2010, 09:31:11 PM
Yo mama so.... That says it all... ; )
Well, that failed.

Firstly, If this topic gets too abusive, I'm locking it.
Secondly, "Yo Mamma is so stupid, when she got locked in a bed store, she slept on the floor!!!"


Yes Mute, I toatly understand  if it does get to abusive lock it.
If losing makes us stronger where all winners in the end.
- Unknown.

My pimp name: Papa R. Flow o.O

Dench

#3
April 04, 2010, 09:14:56 AM Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 11:09:24 AM by B00M
ya mothers so stupid she looked over a glass fence to see what's on the other side....  :o

Noobshow

#4
April 04, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
ya mothers so stupid she looked over a glass fence to see what's on the other side....  :o
Actually the glass could've been so mucky and dirty, you couldn't see through it anyway. :P


Ohh. She returned it. DUN DUN DUNNN! B00m going to take that?
If losing makes us stronger where all winners in the end.
- Unknown.

My pimp name: Papa R. Flow o.O

Dench

#5
April 04, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Noobshow on April 04, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
ya mothers so stupid she looked over a glass fence to see what's on the other side....  :o
Actually the glass could've been so mucky and dirty, you couldn't see through it anyway. :P


Ohh. She returned it. DUN DUN DUNNN! B00m going to take that?

It's a fence so it could be a mile long fence and not all of it would be dirty  ;D

Dench

#6
April 04, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Noobshow on April 04, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
ya mothers so stupid she looked over a glass fence to see what's on the other side....  :o
Actually the glass could've been so mucky and dirty, you couldn't see through it anyway. :P


Ohh. She returned it. DUN DUN DUNNN! B00m going to take that?

It's a fence so it could be a mile long fence and not all of it would be dirty  ;D
Yeah but she was too stupid to look anywhere else on the fence. :P

Exactly, the mother is still stupid  :D

Noobshow

#7
April 04, 2010, 11:41:10 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 11:28:07 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
Quote from: Noobshow on April 04, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: Mute on April 04, 2010, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: B00M on April 04, 2010, 09:14:56 AM
ya mothers so stupid she looked over a glass fence to see what's on the other side....  :o
Actually the glass could've been so mucky and dirty, you couldn't see through it anyway. :P


Ohh. She returned it. DUN DUN DUNNN! B00m going to take that?

It's a fence so it could be a mile long fence and not all of it would be dirty  ;D
Yeah but she was too stupid to look anywhere else on the fence. :P

Exactly, the mother is still stupid  :D

SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP! He went there.
If losing makes us stronger where all winners in the end.
- Unknown.

My pimp name: Papa R. Flow o.O

Yoho

#8
April 05, 2010, 08:52:34 AM
your mum is so fat, i took a picture of her last easter and it's still printing.

Noobshow

#9
April 05, 2010, 11:26:28 AM
Quote from: Yoho on April 05, 2010, 08:52:34 AM
your mum is so fat, i took a picture of her last easter and it's still printing.
Oh SNAP!
If losing makes us stronger where all winners in the end.
- Unknown.

My pimp name: Papa R. Flow o.O

Omri

#10
April 05, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
Some people take offense to this, But that was damn funny.

IEnterI

#11
April 15, 2010, 01:56:58 PM
Quote from: Omri on April 05, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
Some people take offense to this, But that was **** funny.
Yeah lol...
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brianxchu

#12
May 16, 2010, 01:14:33 PM
yo momma so stupid when ur dad came back from outside and said it was "chilly", ur mom ran out with a spoon
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