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Started by Banjo Hick, November 22, 2009, 07:13:44 PM

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Banjo Hick

Go to http://www.fmylife.com/ and look through for your favorite one then post it here... this was a game, but then it kind of ended.. so im bringing it back... and.... START!!!!!!!


Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

Voltimolt

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML


LOL!!

Banjo Hick

i saw that on there when i was on earlier

Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML