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#195
June 21, 2010, 10:47:14 AM
Here's a joke.

There was two men wandering in the woods. Then the one man says he has to go to the bathroom. The other man says, "Ughh.. which one?" He says "number two." Then the first man asks, "How do I wipe my butt?" The other man says, "I don't know..use a dollar I guess.." So the first man goes behind a tree then comes back five minutes later covered in crap. The second man says, "What happened? :o" The first man said, "It's hard too wipe your butt with 3 quarters 2 dimes and and a nickel."

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Pk0wnedall

#196
June 21, 2010, 03:04:09 PM
The deathzone top has more chance...

Swordthane

#197
June 24, 2010, 03:23:14 PM
How about these?
- A guy walks into a bar.... ouch.
- A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS"
- A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

Ugh, that last one was in pretty bad taste...
In the beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be Light.' And there was still nothing, but you could see a bit better!
Ahh, nothing like mocking religion!

Kryptonite

#198
September 30, 2010, 11:47:07 PM
Let's start this again?

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


bear hug

#199
October 02, 2010, 02:33:28 AM
e p i c








Kryptonite

#200
October 02, 2010, 09:07:59 AM
Blah everyone post.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


bear hug

#201
October 10, 2010, 12:40:36 PM
QuoteHere's a joke.
QuoteMost Posted in Topic on The Web








Kryptonite

#202
October 10, 2010, 08:11:18 PM
Quote from: dont no on October 10, 2010, 12:40:36 PM
QuoteHere's a joke.
QuoteMost Posted in Topic on The Web

Omg duh... That's the goal.......

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


bear hug

#203
October 11, 2010, 02:44:38 PM
                                           
QuoteOmg duh...


GiVe mE YoUR ReSpECt PloX             








Kryptonite

#204
October 11, 2010, 07:05:33 PM
Sure... Enjoy.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


bear hug

#205
October 12, 2010, 02:45:05 PM
w0o0o0o0ot people respect me..! :) lol... more ppl respect i luv this game.. thanks for making it..








Sad Panda

#206
November 01, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
Quote from: bear hug on October 10, 2010, 12:40:36 PM
QuoteHere's a joke.
QuoteMost Posted in Topic on The Web

That is, by far, the best post on this topic.

Kryptonite

#207
November 12, 2010, 04:47:10 PM
Quote from: Killer Panda on November 01, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
Quote from: bear hug on October 10, 2010, 12:40:36 PM
QuoteHere's a joke.
QuoteMost Posted in Topic on The Web

That is, by far, the best post on this topic.

Woot mini quoting game.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


Dench

#208
November 12, 2010, 04:50:26 PM
I love pizzaaaa :-*

Kryptonite

#209
November 12, 2010, 04:54:42 PM

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.


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