Funny story's or joke's

[God Colin]

I have a challange for All worldscape user's, come up with a story and post it on this topic.
What do you get? the ranks having the funniest story here and the chance to get a life.
Rule's:
1. don't copy off of other website's, i mean come on try!
2. i will look for anything ripped off the internet. trust me.
3. dont fail at your joke or story.