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One Liners

Started by Sad Panda, May 23, 2011, 09:48:16 PM

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Sad Panda

Throw out any one liners that you have. Obviously it can be more than one line. It can be any kind of joke, but try to keep it somewhat clean. Dirty comedy isn't always funny comedy.

Sad Panda

The best midget jokes are the short ones.

Joker

Quote from: Program on May 23, 2011, 09:51:55 PM
I prayed to God for a car, but I soon found out that He doesn't work that way. Instead, I stole a car and begged for His forgiveness.
Lmfao.



ratman3

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

*I know this is a little crude, but still...*
Quote from: Sad Panda on March 08, 2011, 04:51:09 PM
No matter how wrong I am I, as a troll, am always right.

Sad Panda

Lock this please. I combined this with Anti-Jokes so we can just keep all the short jokes to one topic instead of cluttering the area.