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Title: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Volcanic Me on March 09, 2009, 01:18:02 AM

Join the new... umm... following? Eontism, join me and my fellow Eonite, Brown Lugia, in the spreading of Sire's Laws! Here are the Laws (Sire's Laws are updated whenever He chooses to make new ones):

Law One: Eon9 said that The word "God" is banned."

Law Two: Eon9 said "If you insult me, you're banned".

Law Three: Eon9 said "I can make new laws at any time".

Law Four: Test Law.

Law Five: Eon9 said that Brown Lugia is VP.

Law Six: Eon9 said that Volcanic Me is now moderator of the Law.

Law Seven: Eon9 said that Pk0wnedall doesn't have the intelligence to be an Owner.

Law Eight: Eon9 said that That's like asking why cows produce milk, they just do!

Law Nine: Eon9 said that Eon9 is the law.

Law Ten: Eon9 said that Eon9's blunt created Chuck Norris.

Law Eleven: Eon9 said to Smoke weed everyday out of a fish pipe.

Be sure to check back for more!

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: brown lugia on March 09, 2009, 01:21:42 AM

Follow the law..commit the laws to memory! and stress the laws!

all hailmy leige!

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Pavilion on March 09, 2009, 04:44:49 AM

Dude, tell him for me that I dropped his weekly weed order.
Also that I drank some of his milk when he wasn't looking.

And that it's all payback.

Thanks, Pavilion

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Triniboy on March 09, 2009, 04:32:36 PM

Just for who ever is reading this, This is not any of ~ALL-GO-FREE~ Rules....But its just off-topic so.....

Ill rather leave it to a Forum admin to think if they should delete it or what ever they do.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: wrigley97 on March 09, 2009, 07:41:14 PM

i acually think this is funny o.o :) :) :) lol
~wrigley97~

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Volcanic Me on March 09, 2009, 09:41:40 PM

Calm down Trini... it's for fun. Hence the word "UNOFFICIAL". And Eon gave me clearance on posting it first. It's just fun kiddo.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Flame on March 09, 2009, 10:34:30 PM

I'll be sure not to follow any of these rules

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Volcanic Me on March 09, 2009, 10:44:17 PM

Me too... be sure not to tell Eon... =P

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: BigDogg420 on March 10, 2009, 01:30:31 AM

Volcanic Me I love law 11 it's my favorite lol

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: maddy on March 13, 2009, 09:09:04 PM

i am digging those rules!!! O.- lolz

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Mia on March 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM

I'm Scared :(
I never new about thw cow thing :\ xD
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.
I will follow these rules ~.o ;)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Pavilion on March 15, 2009, 07:15:46 PM

Quote from: Mia on March 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/30bl3y9.jpg)

Just my interpretation. Probably not accurate to the real thing. Probably.
Also, MS Paint > Photoshop

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: ratman628 on March 15, 2009, 07:38:42 PM

lol. Didnt know eon was a stoner.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Chaoslancex on March 15, 2009, 08:59:13 PM

well the laws are cool, make sure to follow them!!! ;)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Archangel555 on March 18, 2009, 04:51:37 PM

GOD man, i smoke every hour weed out of a fish pipe, i so hope GOD won't punish me for this
plz GOD dont do this...
Yes i know i break alot of rules, but thats why they're here arent they?

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: I pooN I on March 18, 2009, 07:06:07 PM

Quote from: Pavilion on March 15, 2009, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: Mia on March 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/30bl3y9.jpg)

Just my interpretation. Probably not accurate to the real thing. Probably.
Also, MS Paint > Photoshop

That looks fairly accurate to me..

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: trogdor on March 19, 2009, 05:16:27 PM

who is Eon9 anyway ive never seen him or heard what he did

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Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Pavilion on March 20, 2009, 12:06:27 AM

Quote from: trogdor on March 19, 2009, 05:16:27 PM
who is Eon9 anyway ive never seen him or heard what he did

From what I've read and seen, he's some elite hacker that's plagued WorldScape for a long time now.
He's capable of attacking other players in towns, creating a whole bunch of visual effects, spawning strong monsters, and teleports a lot of users (which sometimes crashes the server).

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: BigDogg420 on March 20, 2009, 12:15:56 AM

Quote from: Pavilion on March 15, 2009, 07:15:46 PM
Quote from: Mia on March 15, 2009, 08:00:53 AM
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/30bl3y9.jpg)

Just my interpretation. Probably not accurate to the real thing. Probably.
Also, MS Paint > Photoshop

(http://www.shellshock420.com/catalogue2/products_pictures/POLYFISH.jpg)
well Pav i think the fish pipe looks like this
this is what i think it looks like

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Pavilion on March 20, 2009, 12:33:53 AM

Quote from: BigDogg420 on March 20, 2009, 12:15:56 AM
(http://www.shellshock420.com/catalogue2/products_pictures/POLYFISH.jpg)
well Pav i think the fish pipe looks like this
this is what i think it looks like

Oh wow, sweet. Having a dream of owning goldfish and smoking pot at the same time is not a dream anymore!

Disclaimer: Not recommended for cat owners.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Jeremy on March 20, 2009, 01:50:18 PM

Lol @ Pavilion and BigDogg420.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Fangtooth 88 on March 20, 2009, 07:42:04 PM

They are some pretty CRAZY laws. I don't think GOD is to happy about no one being able to say his name....

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Banjo Hick on March 23, 2009, 10:47:45 PM

whoo.... i cant believe it but..... these rules do not apply to the awesome players like...... ME, aman, gunner, and few others, applys to some of the staff but not me im the bees knees so...no!

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Zack1 on April 15, 2009, 07:18:37 PM

Lmao great law :D

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Pure01owner on April 19, 2009, 01:12:54 PM

mmm rule 11 :)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Banjo Hick on April 20, 2009, 02:03:57 AM

ok, wth is with u people and weed? hugs not drugs!!! drop beats not bombs!!! there are others but i forgot them

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Zack on April 20, 2009, 06:14:16 PM

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CMAG/938-022%7EMarijuana-Posters.jpg)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: image on April 20, 2009, 07:28:47 PM

lmao this is funny,
i like law 11.
i already do follow it.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on May 20, 2009, 06:47:01 PM

Im scared. :'(

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Chaoslancex on May 21, 2009, 03:33:49 PM

well don't be just dont mess wiht him and he won't do anything to you or mabey he will! jk. :)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on May 21, 2009, 04:37:49 PM

Lol, me and Eon are neighbors

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: image on May 25, 2009, 05:27:41 PM

them fish pipes look gangster!

i want to buy one.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on May 25, 2009, 05:33:24 PM

Smoking is bad. Idk if i can follow that rule.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Volcanic Me on May 25, 2009, 06:00:40 PM

I don't follow most if any of these rules, it was just for fun.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on May 25, 2009, 06:02:34 PM

I know haha, i was just messing around. Hey, hve you seen Eon in game lately? I havent thats for sure.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: pure skilla3 on May 29, 2009, 11:26:25 PM

lol eon9 makes very good laws

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on June 01, 2009, 12:30:50 AM

Very un-realistic laws that is...

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: pure skilla3 on June 02, 2009, 11:07:33 AM

i'll try really really hard to impress him by following these laws lol

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Banjo Hick on June 13, 2009, 11:47:14 PM

hes never even on anymore

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Banana boy on June 13, 2009, 11:49:04 PM

He was on 2 days ago just to let you know and he said he was gonna be nicer.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Chaoslancex on June 15, 2009, 05:34:45 PM

EON9 nicer!! NOO lol jkins but i his nice aready :P

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Banjo Hick on June 16, 2009, 02:12:26 AM

yeah hes nicer now, but eon8 is really annoying and isnt even a hacker, hes just a friend of eon, if eon8 was banned he couldnt do anything about it without eon9, thats what my brother told me anyway

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: newratman on June 16, 2009, 07:47:18 PM

eon8 knows a few of the code thingys but mostly hes just riding on eon9s coattails

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: serguy3 on June 20, 2009, 03:31:55 PM

My fishpipe broke! -Gasp- They're coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( ::) :P

~Serguys_Pure.

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Delicious on June 24, 2009, 12:24:18 AM

Im scared of eon ::)

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: maxmager on July 10, 2009, 12:20:11 AM

(http://www.tinderbox.co.nz/stockpics/the%20fish.jpg)
(http://www.peoplehandicraft.com/glass/images/1000189.jpeg)

Heres my versions of fishy pipes, :D

~Max~

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Jeremy on August 19, 2009, 06:07:54 PM

No longer stickied. Let's let this die now... ;D

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Bill on August 19, 2009, 06:40:46 PM

Quote from: Jeremy on August 19, 2009, 06:07:54 PM
No longer stickied. Let's let this die now... ;D

I thought this was un-stickied.. I thought I un-stickied it. O.O

Title: Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
Post by: Jack on August 24, 2009, 02:02:53 AM

All the Eon's PWN lol idk witchs 1 witch but who cares....

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