Quote from: Ryan on May 15, 2012, 12:16:15 AM
Many of the testers have requested the ::switch command so that they can test out Ancient spells; we have now enabled it for all testers! 8)
Quote from: Ryan on May 15, 2012, 12:16:15 AM
Quote from: Ryan on May 15, 2012, 12:16:15 AM
Wow Nate, you are a genius for thinking of this game!
Quote from: Kyle on December 30, 2012, 02:25:59 PM
Wow Riku, you're the greatest pker I've ever seen!
Quote from: Camboedian on December 03, 2012, 10:16:01 PM
Riku is the sexiest person ever.
Quote from: Riku on August 07, 2013, 08:15:25 PM
Sometimes I fantasize about Brian :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Krest I V on August 07, 2013, 08:27:06 PM
Sometimes I fantasise about Jake :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Jake on August 07, 2013, 08:49:02 PM
I ain't got no #swagg
Quote from: Krest I V on August 07, 2013, 09:00:21 PM
Jake has so much #Swag.
Quote from: Jake on August 07, 2013, 11:42:34 PM
I like to spread peanut butter all over my pubic hairs and then lick them clean.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 12:25:40 AM
Sometimes I trim my pubes and armpit hair, dip them in white paint, and glue them on my face so that I feel like Santa.
Quote from: nate on August 07, 2013, 07:34:26 PM
I wish I had a penis
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 12:53:34 AM
My dildo is too small for my butt hole. Anyone want to share?
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 01:05:56 AM
When I was 15 I broke my arms and my mom helped me masturbate because I couldn't do it myself
Quote from: Krest I V on August 08, 2013, 01:07:39 AM
I stole a tic-tac once.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 01:23:26 AM
I have a tic-tac :o
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 01:25:46 AM
f*ck the police, all bets are off as far as rules go
Quote from: Krest I V on August 08, 2013, 01:30:42 AM
It's ok, I don't care about rules either. My porn is too occupying
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 01:51:41 AM
Sometimes when I get bored during class I ask to leave to the bathroom. When I get to the bathroom I drop my pants and just j.o. about girls that I have class with that period
Quote from: Krest I V on August 08, 2013, 01:58:49 AM
Coke bottels.... MMMMMMM
Quote from: Jake on August 08, 2013, 02:04:41 AM
I sometimes wish I was a girl
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 02:09:33 AM
Coffee creamer
Quote from: Krest I V on August 08, 2013, 02:11:46 AM
I'm so poor, instead of toilet paper, I use egg shells to scrape the poop dangling from my bum, then after I'm done, I take tin foil and wrap the egg shells filled with poop and save them for Easter.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 02:15:18 AM
Some times I get off using a coke bottle. Don't ask me how, it just happens.
Quote from: Krest I V on August 08, 2013, 02:17:15 AM
I don't actually have my own room. I sleep in the kitchen.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 02:21:02 AM
Coffee with Xtra good stuff. TY.
Quote from: Jake on August 08, 2013, 02:23:54 AM
You have a brother? Can I have his number?
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 02:24:49 AM
I pooped and the toilet wouldnt flush :o
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 02:30:15 AM
I pooped next to the toilet.
Quote from: Wild on August 08, 2013, 03:44:11 AM
I don't have a toilet.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 04:02:05 AM
I smell like a toilet.
Quote from: Wild on August 08, 2013, 04:45:19 AM
I am a toilet.
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 06:19:48 AM
What's a toilet?
Quote from: Jake on August 08, 2013, 07:13:50 AM
I hug a toilet.
Quote from: Wild on August 08, 2013, 07:17:30 AM
I love Jake.
Quote from: Jake on August 08, 2013, 07:36:53 AM
I drink so much drunk i am beer
Quote from: nate on August 08, 2013, 11:32:48 AM
My bum smells like my dad's wiener for some reason. :o
Quote from: Famoo on August 08, 2013, 05:30:25 PM
Tell me if I'm out of line here, but something about a woman lying in a pool of her own blood just gets me in the mood...
Quote from: Krest I V on August 11, 2013, 03:14:55 AM
Let me get back to you after I'm done playing fire-fighter with my puppet down south.
Quote from: Famoo on August 11, 2013, 03:53:53 AM
I'm running out of socks, they've all gone hard.
Quote from: I Merk on August 11, 2013, 04:17:23 AM
All my children have crusted over at the bottom of my sock.
Quote from: Krest I V on August 11, 2013, 04:19:14 AM
Where do you get socks?
Quote from: Kryptonite on August 11, 2013, 08:27:07 PM
I shop for ladies' underwear when I go to Macy's ::)
Quote from: Krest I V on August 11, 2013, 08:52:37 PM
Hey Bre is it cool if you me and your friend do I threesome? I wanna do it is a threesome so it's not considered cheating on you, and I really wanna f*ck the shit out of your best friend.
Quote from: Kryptonite on August 11, 2013, 08:57:45 PM
I saw we just double team Jessica and move on with our lives
Quote from: Krest I V on August 11, 2013, 09:02:44 PM
Ethan friendzones girls.