Just start throwing out any one liners or anti-jokes that you can think of that will make us laugh. If you need a little help you can go here (http://www.anti-joke.com/) for anti-jokes, and here (http://www.google.com/search?q=one+liners&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&ie=&oe=) for one liners.
Example of anti-joke:
Why did Suzy fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms.
Example of one liners:
Sex isn't the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
The first 45 posts will all be anti-jokes because this was an anti-joke topic before.
Ok so what's the difference.. Ah.. I.. I can't.. it's too morally wrong.. :(
So wait the point of this is to post a bad joke or sick and twisted joke or something, right?
Really bad jokes. The ones that are just so stupid/bad that they're funny anyway.
il ike good joker i dont like bad jokes :)
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Being raped.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
I didn't make them up (:
Zokian has the hang of it. As for the rest of you.... Oh, Jazmen understands it too. Kane might...
Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
What's the capital of England?
E.
Why was Mary upset?
She was involed in a severe car accident which resulted in the loss of both her legs and 3 fingers from her right hand. Her mum was also killed.
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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?
Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.
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What do you call an arab flying a 747?
A pilot.
Whats worse then a dead baby? A pile of dead baby's.
What's worse than biting into an apple and seeing part of a worm?
Being raped by a mutant octopus.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
I like my whiskey the same way I like my women... 10 years old and locked in my basement.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a lamborghini?
I don't have a lamborghini in my garage, closet, bathroom, basement, or kitchen.
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I'm waiting for all the tsunami jokes to come flooding in.
I get it. q=
Quote from: Kryptonite on March 11, 2011, 12:01:18 PM
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
....It's funny..xD
That's one from FaceBook.
I guess facebook makes a good joke(s)..
What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?
Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.
So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk and taking home a highly promiscuous woman. They both die from AIDS.
So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
I guess making fun out of sick people isn't too funny.
It's only funny with anti-jokes. =3
Quote from: Sad Panda on March 13, 2011, 02:05:44 PM
So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.
That made my day and then some.
My friend told me that one on the bus and I fell oout of my seat and onto the floor laughing.
2 blondes walk into a bar.... OUCH.
A Mexican and a Black Man are in a Car. Who's Driving?
The Cops.
(Mods, Feel Free to Delete this Post if it's a little Racist)
I like my women the way i like my wine. 13 years old and locked in my basement.
I'm not sure if we're allowed to gravedig in this topic. If it's not allowed, sorry. :-X
It's not gravedigging.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
QuoteWhat do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.
This one I am about 99.999999999999999% sure NICK put on the Internet. (BELOW)
QuoteHaikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
Quote from: Sad Panda on May 22, 2011, 05:35:41 PM
OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
I lol'd.
All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...
How do you see if you have an elephant in your closet? You open the closet
Fixed the double post. Next time just use the edit post button :). -Program
Don't double post,Tarjeik.
Also,
Quote from: tarjeik on May 23, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...
That doesn't make sense If "Markus" wasn't named Robin, but what's his name then? Markus or Daniel? :-X
Drunk Mario. That's the point!:D no meaning at all. Sorry for double post. Wont happen again :)
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
Quote from: Sad Panda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:02 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator*
At least spell it right. ;)
Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.
How did the Mexican get into the country?
He got all the right papers, took the test, and walked into the USA as a new man hoping to support his family in Mexico that he had to leave for them to survive. Very touching to be honest.
What did the pedophile say to the little girl?
"I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"
WARNING: I am posting an amazing one after the next post. ::)
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One unless she is too short. If that is the case she may need help holding up the ladder so she won't fall, or she might even be the one holding the ladder at that point because her height is already unreliable and they might end up needing a taller ladder.
My favorite:
QuoteWhat the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?
One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.
Second favorite probably:
Quotewhats the difference between santa claus and jewish people
santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up
/Win
Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=
Sticky resquest?
Quote from: Sad Panda on May 23, 2011, 09:47:13 PM
Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=
Sticky resquest?
They were on an Anti-Jokes site, So I don't care. ;)
Lol, look at the final few pages. Like two of those on the final pages are actual anti-jokes.
Well then, Turn this into just like a General joke topic and get it stickied. ::)I got mine from Anti-Joke websites so..
/Unreliable
Ok, I will. It'll be anti-jokes and one liners. I'll get the other one locked.
What does Space end to?
E.
Dragons are like cheese you chuck rocks at them and hello my name is Scott.
I'd make a short joke but I'm bigger then that.
What's funnier than two babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to two trees. c:
Please don't Grave-Dig.