WorldScape Blitz

Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

Post some of your favourite jokes

Is there still about 5 people playing at any given time with 4 of them being AFK?

It seems that the majority of people on this game seem to be AFK constantly

Yesterday I reported Angel for misuse of her moderator powers. No action was done, not even a reply as to why no action was done all that occured was my post was deleted. Also a message from Jake saying

Quote from: Jake on August 26, 2013, 07:50:45 AM
Why do you even persist to be around here? Do you have any friends that genuinely like you here... or...?

Now i'm not complaining about his message however he is a moderator and should be moderating the report abuse forum. He has seen my post and after i requested he take action he replied

Quote from: Jake on August 26, 2013, 05:29:56 AM
I don't feel the need to do that. I'll let someone else deal with that.

what help is this? Not even justification as to why not to help me.

The only Moderator who gave me some sort of assistance was gnomes who told me I should give a time of the incident, which after being told i did.

Now the job of a moderator is to mediate - to intervene between a disagreement and find a resolution.
Which moderator supplied me with a resolution for my dispute? Which mod even attempted to intervene? well Jake did although he only intervened in to what i assume is to remove the post.

Will this post be taken down by moderators who refuse to help and have now been caught out in abuse of the powers? Only time will tell or at least until Jake logs on and deems it as spam or flame.

Discussion is encouraged, thank you for your time.

Mr Aussie King is back in black and ready to be worldscape blitz biggest knob head again

Who missed my black ass?

i get this error everytime i try log on it loads for awhile then that pops up i've tried different accounts, still gets the error.
Why am i getting this error? it's been like this for like 4 hours and right now apparently there is 11 people on.

what are the funniest youtube videos you have came upon? here are mine:
1. I'm a korean -DJ not nice
2. charlie bit my finger again
3. voldemort vs harry potter rap

i need more :D help me out.

remember im only 13 so don't expect top notch and its meant to be short (Y)
The Tetris virus
A long time ago a group of scientists thought that human technology caused human evolution to go off track. Instead of humans evolving to meets our needs we have created Technologies to meet them for us. So in order to see how things could have been different they set up a colony where technology is forbidden and observe the result, this is my story.
It’s been 2000 years since scientists placed the very first group of people onto this planet. That has never used any sort of technology. The scientists have an army watching them armed with far superior weaponry. Anyone caught trying to create any form of technology is killed on spot, but they abandoned this experiment many years ago as they went on, they followed their own paths.
The planet is divided by a large mass of water. There are two continents one inhabited by the Seraphs. They have developed basic technology. The other inhabited by the technophiles and they have developed advanced technology. As the two groups followed their own paths they evolved in very different directions.
Throughout the years the Technophiles characteristics have changed. Their bodies have become short and obese, they are very weak and have squeaky voices, and their skin is very pale due to the lack of sun light. They have little depth of perception as they aren’t looking very long distances. The Technophiles basically have no stamina, agility or strength. This is because their whole lives revolve around computers; they rely on the computers for everything.
Whereas the Seraph are similar to what humans are like now. The main difference would be that their life expectancy is much shorter due to lack of medical services and research.
In the year 4030 a computer virus was first detected on one of the Technophiles computer, within 3 weeks the virus had shut down every computer. This affected the Technophile in every aspect as their water and food is run by computers, so their situation became critical very quickly. As the virus took hold of their computers the Technophiles sent a S.O.S via a robotic boat to the Seraph people.
2 weeks went by with no computers with already 75% of the technophile population had died. It was then that the first fleet of Seraph arrived, bringing food, but more importantly, survival skills. The Seraph taught the Technophile people how to farm, fish and how to setup irrigation.
It took many generations before the Technophiles were capable of surviving without the help of the Seraph. One of the interesting facts was that it became obvious that the two groups, over the many generations, had divided into two very separate species. Relationships did evolve between the groups but their children were always infertile. The reliance on technology by the Technophiles proved to be the undoing. It turned out they needed their human senses and survival skills more.

maybe we could have a list of people that have recently been banned or muted and why eg.

mod rory catches someone directly swearing towards someone and someone takes a pic and posts on report abuse.

then mod rory takes a look at the report goes to the banned list updates it with why that person is muted and who it is.

Also make it so that all moderators can edit it so they can add people as they go.

it will stop people making posts asking why their banned or muted

does the report abuse button work? because this post confused me.

http://www.worldscapeblitz.com/blitz/smf/index.php/topic,22.0.html

Is it me or does it feel slow?

I am here to rant about "stupid requests"

on the many private servers i have played i look on sugestions and their is all ways some stupid person requesting for something stupid and outrageous example:

"I thinkz that this server should have likes gunz and everyone look like jamez bond plz do this
(sucks up) great sever (owner of the servers name) i love it!"

And yes i've read some stupid and outrageous requests on this server..I brather not quote it as it may start an uproar of somesort.

yes, this rant is about young players..(i sound like an old grandparent)

Because they are generally the noobs that come into wilderness with nothing but ::runes. how do i know their young?
in their name they sometimes include 2001..ect. eg im-a-noob2001 or i ask them. They also only play for like 2 days then quit. All because "EVERYBODY IN WORLDSCAPE HATES ME!" no, we dont hate you.. We disrespect you just like you disrespect us.

Yes im 13, but by the time people are 12 i believe they learn respect and they mature.

..

Almost everyone has felt an emotion from a song. What songs make you feel a different emotion? Here are mine.

adams song from blink 182: makes me feel remorse for the people that are teased for being different.

Cant be touched from roy jones Jr.: makes me feel like i can kick everyones ass in a fight lol.

yes from LMFAO/Say yeah from wiz khalifa: Makes me want to go party :D

Fat lip from sum-41: makes me feel rebellious.

I'm sprung from t-pain ft pit bull: makes me think about my girl.

I did allgofree ages back then asked for an unmute..granted.

but now everytime i log on im muted again, i ask for an unmute from a moderator. They usually give it to me. But then like 5 seconds later im muted again. and it doesn't come up with

Aussie king has just been muted. it happends randomly. why is this happening?

for marketplace (in forums) i think we should have rares. Eugh its hard too explain but like as a main topic EG: sugestions.

It will just be easier too buy and sell rares if it is all in 1 topic.

this is too stop people posting topics about the best wep to train str, att or deff with (I see them alot)








How to train strength with whip?

1. get any dragon dagger.
2. switch the attack style to slash.
3. now weild whip do not touch attack style at all though.

I thik that if you are to create a topic you should be able to delete the posts inside of that topic. 

reasons why:
decreases spam and
makes it look neater

Hey guys here you can discuss about clan related things  ;D

Also we need  new ::tele for our base please list where you think our base should be.

Aswell the vote for uniform has been passed 5 votes saying yes and 1 vote saying no.
Please list idea's for our clan uniform.