Q: Whatâ€™s Al Qaidaâ€™s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jonesâ€™ head when he was working on the World Trade Centerâ€™s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.
Q: Whatâ€™s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.
Q: What color were Mohammed Attaâ€™s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!
Q: Whatâ€™s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.
Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: Itâ€™s a blast
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