Dashing to the lake on my old and rusty bike, down the hill I go nearly missing trees! The lake is turnin gold, I'm gettin really cold, now i'm getin' hypothermia, oh man i'm cold! Oh jingle bells, monkey smells mobsters havin' fun fun shot a cop in the top in 1921! Oh jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way oh what fun it is to ride on an old & rusty bike, EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haven't heard anything like this since I was 7. It wasn't even funny then.