WorldScape Blitz

So, I want you all to post your funniest stories here.

Whether they happened to you, or someone you know.

Let's see who can get the funniest of them all. Get writing. :D

Whenever I try to log in, whether it be webclient or the downloadable one, I always get a message after about ten seconds that says

"Could not complete log in. Please try using a different world."

Is the server down for updates or something...? Or is it my account\computer?