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Title: Life.
Post by: Joker on March 08, 2012, 07:46:31 AM
One day Derpson and his son Derp were going to the market and they used a donkey as a transport.
When they rode the Donkey the people complained that they are too harsh and have no feelings.
When they carried the Donkey people laughed at them because they are stupid.
When Derpson rode the Donkey while his son Derp was walking people said that he doesn't deserve to be a father.
When Derp rode the Donkey and His father Derpson was walking they called the son that he doesn't respect his father.
This is life.
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: Recoil on March 08, 2012, 08:14:13 AM
If you change your "flaws" they'll get you for something else stupid. Great analogy.
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: M I K E on March 08, 2012, 08:31:06 AM
Kinda same thing as if some girl gets bullied for being ugly and she puts some makeup and gets bullied for not being good in using it..? D:
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: Joker on March 08, 2012, 09:52:09 AM
Quote from: Recoil on March 08, 2012, 08:14:13 AM
If you change your "flaws" they'll get you for something else stupid. Great analogy.
Yup..Whatever you do..They will complain plus If you see that you will do something right never care about people's reactions.
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: M I K E on March 08, 2012, 12:59:59 PM
Quote from: Joker on March 08, 2012, 09:52:09 AM
Quote from: Recoil on March 08, 2012, 08:14:13 AM
If you change your "flaws" they'll get you for something else stupid. Great analogy.
Yup..Whatever you do..They will complain plus If you see that you will do something right never care about people's reactions.

I dont give a shit about other peoples opinions.. (: If they get annoying ima annoy them (;
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: nate on March 08, 2012, 08:01:45 PM
life... people dont comprehend that this is exactly what we do.
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: TROLOLOLOLOL on March 08, 2012, 08:26:06 PM
Humans tend to look at the negatives in things. Partly because they take all the positives for granted. We're a greedy and selfish race.
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: freak m4n on March 09, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
If life gives you lemons, piss on life because it's to sour. :)
Title: Re: Life.
Post by: Dug on March 10, 2012, 04:36:04 PM
Want to hear my version?
I go into the kitchen and open the fridge and look around for something to grab and eat. Seconds after the fridge is open, my dad yells "Close the fridge!" I reply with, "I'm finding something to eat!". He lays off, I take out something, and open it to see if I'll eat from it... "CLOSE THE FRIDGE!!!", I put the food back in....
A minute goes by in the kitchen, and my sister comes along, and does the same routine. My fathers reply? No comment... literally...