A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?â€
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.â€
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p**** in the mommy’s v*****. That’s how you get a baby, honey.†The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?â€
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.â€
Lmfaaooo xD
LMFAO!
I laughed..Thanks...r0$$ your such a dirty b0y.
Your welcome :).
Lulz.
Educating children the right way. :3
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What a joke.. 8)
LMFAO! At This 1,hahahahaha
Lmao good one. ;D Dirty but funny.
Ehh, i didn't really understand it :-[