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Off Topic => Humor => Topic started by: aussie king on June 22, 2014, 07:54:21 AM

Title: WORLDS BEST JOKES
Post by: aussie king on June 22, 2014, 07:54:21 AM
Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

Post some of your favourite jokes
Title: Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
Post by: aussie king on June 22, 2014, 08:16:15 AM
I guess 9 out of 11 Americans just won't get these jokes
Title: Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
Post by: Yoho on June 22, 2014, 11:12:26 AM
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Title: Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
Post by: Predator on August 29, 2015, 08:36:16 PM
I had a jew in my car one time, but then I emptied my ashtray.