This is a simple game for devious minds.
The game goes exactly the way you would think it would: The first person makes a wish, then the second person grants that wish but also corrupts it, then makes their own wish.
For example:
Person A: I wish for the ability to fly!
Person B: Granted, but you have no legs.
I wish I had $1,000,000!
Person C: Granted, but it looks like monopoly money, so nobody actually accepts it.
I wish I could breathe fire!
And so on.
(Please do not make a wish that totally breaks the game, like saying "I wish that my wishes can never be corrupted ever again! Mwahahaha!")
I'll start us off:
I wish for a pizza!
Granted, but its a special pizza from a certain type of movie genre, and theres more than one type of sausage in there :o.
I wish I could kill everyone on facebook who says "tbh"
Granted, but then they all turn into ghosts and haunt you for the rest of your life by whispering "tbh you're (insert insult here) into your ear while you're in jail (cause you just killed them you crazy son of a *****).
I wish for the worlds largest TV screen.
Granted, but the screen is permanently black. ;)
I wish for world peace.
Granted, Everyone is brain dead and incapable of any distinction between physical characteristics of others.
I wish I could go to sleep
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I was famous. :D
Granted, but you're famous for licking doggy butt.
I wish for a pet rock that talks.
Granted, but your pet rock can only curse at you and mutter death threats.
I wish for money trees (literally).
Granted, but a bunch of anacondas live in the trees.
I wish McDonald's was healthy.
Granted, but everything you buy there has been raised cost.
I wish for a donkey.
Granted, but the donkey is dead when he is delivered to your house, then comes back from the dead at night when you sleep and leads a herd of deadly spiders into your bed to crawl into your nose and make a web in your brain.
I wish for a giant rock of pumice.
Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.
I wish if I had my own castle.
Quote from: lollol on August 08, 2013, 10:40:54 AM
Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.
I wish if I had my own castle.
granted, but its a kiddy castle and you are forced to squeeze into it
You didn't wish.
oh crap you're right lol. my bad.
I wish I was the NEW PUMICE KING
Wish granted, but now I'm the pumice lord so I demote you to pumice slave to go fetch the pumice lord more pumice rocks.
I wish I had some damn kfc.
Granted, but whenever you take a bite out of your KFC, a black man comes out of no where and slaps you.
I wish Superman was my best friend.
wish granted, but now yall are more than friends and he splits you in half during sex.
I wish the next person who grants my wish is ryan!
Granted! The next person to grant your wish will be Ryan, but once he begins to grant your wish, he instantly dies! ;)
I wish everyone turned into a clown.
Granted but we are clowns that are creepy and haunt you in your dreams.
I wish for a man to follow me around and hand me cash for anything i wanted that was out of his pocket. He will also wipe my butt apon request and eat it if i tell him to.
granted, but the money is fake and he does more than wipe and eat your butt as a rapist.
I wish I didn't have to take finals today....
Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F. :o
I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!
Quote from: Famoo on August 09, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F. :o
I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!
Granted, but after every wall you walk through an elephant comes from behind and penetrates you.
I wish for tacos.
Granted, but they're 100 year old pink tacos that have never been washed if you know what I mean. ;)
I wish for the bat-mobile for my 18th birthday.
Granted, but as soon as you receive it, the self destruct sequence initiates destroying everything! :'(
I wish that the X-men mutation became reality and I was able to teleport. 8)
granted, but you also get hunted down by the government and imprisoned in a non-teleporting cage for life.
I wish that I had all 135 stats!
Granted, but then your account gets deleted, and another one is made with the same name and with the same exact stats as you have right now. :o
I wish you all called me Famoo the Fabulous.
granted but you can never log in-game because your name is longer than 12 characters!
I wish worldscape had 1,000+ players
Granted, but they're all bots.
I wish I had a bottle of pure, clean spring water that never ran out.
Wish granted but you can only open the bottle with your anus, and the cap has some really damn sharp metal edges.
I wish I could bench 69 tons.
Granted, but you rip out a fart whenever you do a rep.
I wish the next person is a magical Unicorn.
Wish granted, but I'm a rapist.
I wish for a banana that talks.
Granted but the banana goes inside of your bum from time to time. No biggie though.
I wish for better music in the world.
Granted, Bieber dies, but before he dies he comes to your house and does some voodoo magic to your ears, making you permanently deaf.
I wish there were elf villages in the forests in real life.
Granted, but they're extremely aggressive and kill anything nearby.
I wish that I was in Skyrim, fighting noobs as a dragonborn! 8)
Granted, but now you won't be able to play Worldscape because you're too busy fighting off dragons and shizz! Plus, I don't think they have internet in Skyrim yet.
I wish I was my own genie to grant myself wishes.
granted, but your wishes are simple and only involve hurting yourself because you are the only "genie" that can grant your own wishes.
I wish my dog wouldn't chew up everything..
Granted, but now your dog will sneak into your bed every night and chew on your wiener.
I wish Worldscape had a giant genie boss that whenever defeated, drops its magical lamp that allows the user to be granted a single wish with no limits.
Granted, but it's in a glitched spot where no one can attack it.
I wish my phone wasn't so shitty.