Ok the rules are it's short and simple, i'll start off
Man finds gun
Man Shoots woman
Man goes to jail... To be continued
Every line starts with "Man"
Continue where the last person leaves off :)
Man starts his five years.
Man drops soap.
Man thoroughly enjoys himself.
To be continued...
Man picks up soap.Man takes a shower.Man gets released from jail. 0.0
Tbc...
Man kicks baby
Man laughs
Man eats cake
Tbc
Man chokes on cake.
Man goes to the hospital.
Man gets violated in his sleep.
To be continued...
Man gets pwned.
Man breaks Xbox.
Man cries.
To be continued...
Man cuts himself for breaking xbox
Man goes back to hospital
Man sneaks out of hospital
To be continued...
Hehe
Man Microwaves computer that He blowed up
Man Gets radiation from that in his body
Man Gets super powers
TBC...
Man flys over city with his new power and out of nowhere he loses his powers!
Man fall out of air and is hurt real bad!
Man is robed and left on the floor bleeding!
TBC.....
Mutant cockroaches kidnap man.
Man learns to fight Cockroach-Fu.
Man leaves the sewers after five years' hard work.
To be continued...
Man beats up ninja-turtles
Man wins nobel peace prize
Man buys a dog
TBC...
Man gets a girl.
Man eventually gets bored of the girl.
Man dumps girl.
TBC.
Man decides he's bicurious.
Man tests that theory.
Man finds out he isn't bicurious... he just doesn't like females.
To be continued...
Man goes to school.
Man fails school.
Man ends up meeting this girl...
TBC.
Man is a misogynist.
Man changes his name to Billy Bob.
Man gets verbally owned for being a women hater.
Man decides not to use big words anymore *cough* travis
Man meets supermodel
Man makes sex with supermodel..
TBC
Man forgets about himself.
Man finds another girl to marry.
Man grows up.
TBC.
Man meets Tana.
Man becomes confused.
Man comes to the conclusion that Horoscopes are scary and accurate as hell.
Man realises he left the stove on
Man watches the 1st, and 3rd season of faimly guy
Man takes a 2 hour BM
TBC....
Man realizes that he can scream the same way he grunts when he poops.
Man attempts to join BFMV after discovering his new-found screaming prowess.
Man gets shut down by BFMV.
To be continued...
Hmm, well, I suppose the man goes to church.
Then he finds out that Jesus does love him after all!
Then the man decides that he wants to become a pastor.
You may contine from where I left off.
Man soon changes his mind and becomes a mormon pornstar
Man soon after leaves the bussiness to go on tour with his new band
Band falls apart and man is now homeless....
TBC
Man lives with mother.
Man kills mother for social security money.
Man is rich.
TBC YO!
~Jack.
Man see's hot guy.
Man thinks he's a STUD.
Man remembers STUD can't be spelled without STD.
TBC FTW!
Man leaves bin
Man slaps Jeremy in the face
Man buys an elephant
TBC...
Man gets Ip-banned
Man kills his elephant
Man lives in the dead body
To be continued
Man gets Un-Ip-Banned
Man kills Jeremy in wildy
Man gets re-banned
TBC
The man gets unbanned again.
Then he talks to Jeremy.
Then he goes to play Worldscape.
Man meats jeremy
Man get's OWNED by jeremy in the wild
Man goes to official WorldScape hospital in Varrock
Man leaves the hospital
Man kills Jeremy because he is weak
Man pees on Jeremy's corpse.
TBC
Man meats Ry
Man gets OWNED by Ry
Man dies
TBC
Man respawns in lumby
man goes to wildy
man kills Jeremy again
Man goes to the abyss
Man meats man
Man has baby
TCB
Man finds out he got an unnoticed sex change
man realizes he/she is technically gay and lesbian
man realizes he/she is Jeremy.
Owned!!