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Off Topic => Humor => Topic started by: dieknowsawr on June 12, 2011, 03:18:42 PM

Title: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: dieknowsawr on June 12, 2011, 03:18:42 PM
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his p**** in the mommy’s v*****. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


Lmfaaooo xD
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: Joker on June 12, 2011, 03:21:44 PM
LMFAO!
I laughed..Thanks...r0$$ your such a dirty b0y.
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: dieknowsawr on June 12, 2011, 03:23:00 PM
Your welcome :).
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: Insomnom on June 12, 2011, 03:54:51 PM
Lulz.
Educating children the right way. :3
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: Drunk Mario on June 12, 2011, 06:00:27 PM
That
Cracked
Me
Up
Good

What a joke.. 8)
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: lollol on June 12, 2011, 06:49:54 PM
LMFAO! At This 1,hahahahaha
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: Daxking on June 12, 2011, 07:55:45 PM
Lmao good one.  ;D Dirty but funny.
Title: Re: Funny but innapropriate joke.
Post by: M I K E on June 14, 2011, 06:43:46 AM
Ehh, i didn't really understand it  :-[
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