Ressurection,
You are correct about every statement you have ever uttered. Not only does everyone safe every time they fight you, but they also don't compare to you as a pker. I walk around town and here little children talk about how much they want to be like you. You are absoultely, undeniably, positively the best, nay, the undisputed champion of player killing. The two kills I have over you are eclipsed by the zero you have over me.
You are absolutely right about me resembling Osama Bin Ladin. What's true is true.
It is an absolute honor to myself, and to this community, that you have graced us with your presence.
I can has sarcasm.
You know this isn't what the compliments board is for.