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Started by Sad Panda, February 28, 2011, 10:15:31 PM

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Sad Panda

OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

Pride

Quote from: Sad Panda on May 22, 2011, 05:35:41 PM
OMG, Collin, you found my long lost work!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

I lol'd.

tarjeik

#32
All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...


How do you see if you have an elephant in your closet? You open the closet

Fixed the double post. Next time just use the edit post button :). -Program




Everyday I'm shuffling. apart from Friday, gotta get down on friday.


I'm so awesome I get more kills than total.

Drunk Mario

Don't double post,Tarjeik.

Also,

Quote from: tarjeik on May 23, 2011, 10:17:00 AM
All the kids name's was Robin, except Markus, his name was Daniel...

That doesn't make sense If "Markus" wasn't named Robin, but what's his name then? Markus or Daniel?  :-X


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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tarjeik

Drunk Mario. That's the point!:D no meaning at all. Sorry for double post. Wont happen again :)




Everyday I'm shuffling. apart from Friday, gotta get down on friday.


I'm so awesome I get more kills than total.

Sad Panda

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

Drunk Mario

Quote from: Sad Panda on May 23, 2011, 07:37:02 PM
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator*
At least spell it right. ;)

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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Sad Panda

How did the Mexican get into the country?

He got all the right papers, took the test, and walked into the USA as a new man hoping to support his family in Mexico that he had to leave for them to survive. Very touching to be honest.

Drunk Mario

What did the pedophile say to the little girl?

"I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

WARNING: I am posting an amazing one after the next post. ::)


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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Sad Panda

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One unless she is too short. If that is the case she may need help holding up the ladder so she won't fall, or she might even be the one holding the ladder at that point because her height is already unreliable and they might end up needing a taller ladder.

Drunk Mario

My favorite:

QuoteWhat the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?

One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.

Second favorite probably:

Quotewhats the difference between santa claus and jewish people
santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

/Win


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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Sad Panda

Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=

Sticky resquest?

Drunk Mario

Quote from: Sad Panda on May 23, 2011, 09:47:13 PM
Neither of those are anti-jokes, lol.... Especially the second one. Not even close. p=

Sticky resquest?
They were on an Anti-Jokes site, So I don't care. ;)


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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Sad Panda

Lol, look at the final few pages. Like two of those on the final pages are actual anti-jokes.

Drunk Mario

Well then, Turn this into just like a General joke topic and get it stickied. ::)I got mine from Anti-Joke websites so..

/Unreliable



Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

~~Personal Achievements~~

- Said to be one of the best Forum Mods
- #1 poster
- #1 topic starter
- Max combat achieved In-game
- Good banner maker
- #4 Overall