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Started by Sad Panda, February 28, 2011, 10:15:31 PM

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Yoho

I'm waiting for all the tsunami jokes to come flooding in.


Sad Panda


Android #17

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Quote from: Kryptonite on March 11, 2011, 12:01:18 PM
A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.
....It's funny..xD

Sad Panda

That's one from FaceBook.

Android #17

#19
I guess facebook makes a good joke(s)..

Sad Panda

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?

Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.




So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk and taking home a highly promiscuous woman. They both die from AIDS.




So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.




An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Android #17

I guess making fun out of sick people isn't too funny.

Sad Panda

It's only funny with anti-jokes. =3

Insomnom

Quote from: Sad Panda on March 13, 2011, 02:05:44 PM
So this Irish guy walks out of a bar.


That made my day and then some.
"There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought." -L. J. Peter

Made by Pride.

Sad Panda

My friend told me that one on the bus and I fell oout of my seat and onto the floor laughing.

Yoho

2 blondes walk into a bar.... OUCH.


Genuine

A Mexican and a Black Man are in a Car. Who's Driving?
The Cops.
(Mods, Feel Free to Delete this Post if it's a little Racist)

I Merk

I like my women the way i like my wine. 13 years old and locked in my basement.

I'm not sure if we're allowed to gravedig in this topic. If it's not allowed, sorry. :-X



Sad Panda

It's not gravedigging.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

Drunk Mario

QuoteWhat do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

This one I am about 99.999999999999999% sure NICK put on the Internet. (BELOW)

QuoteHaikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.


Quote from: Connor on May 26, 2011, 12:13:30 PM
I wish it was possible to punch some through a computer screen.

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