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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Famoo, August 08, 2013, 02:03:05 AM

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Famoo

Granted, but you rip out a fart whenever you do a rep.

I wish the next person is a magical Unicorn.

I Merk

Wish granted, but I'm a rapist.

I wish for a banana that talks.



Jake

Granted but the banana goes inside of your bum from time to time. No biggie though.

I wish for better music in the world.



Famoo

Granted, Bieber dies, but before he dies he comes to your house and does some voodoo magic to your ears, making you permanently deaf.

I wish there were elf villages in the forests in real life.

Jarred

Granted, but they're extremely aggressive and kill anything nearby.

I wish that I was in Skyrim, fighting noobs as a dragonborn!  8)

Famoo

Granted, but now you won't be able to play Worldscape because you're too busy fighting off dragons and shizz! Plus, I don't think they have internet in Skyrim yet.

I wish I was my own genie to grant myself wishes.

nate

granted, but your wishes are simple and only involve hurting yourself because you are the only "genie" that can grant your own wishes.
I wish my dog wouldn't chew up everything..

This is / isn't a serious post



Famoo

Granted, but now your dog will sneak into your bed every night and chew on your wiener.

I wish Worldscape had a giant genie boss that whenever defeated, drops its magical lamp that allows the user to be granted a single wish with no limits.

dieknowsawr

Granted, but it's in a glitched spot where no one can attack it.

I wish my phone wasn't so shitty.