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Started by aussie king, June 22, 2014, 07:54:21 AM

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aussie king

Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

Post some of your favourite jokes
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aussie king

I guess 9 out of 11 Americans just won't get these jokes
stand up for something, or live for nothing.


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[COMPLETE] 1. Get 135 in every skill
[COMPLETE] 2. Pass 10 billion total experience (10/10)
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