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WORLDS BEST JOKES
« on: June 22, 2014, 07:54:21 am »
Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets

Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor.

Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
A: Their ankles.

Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!

Q: What’s the biggest difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners once again prove they can do it better and more efficiently.

Q: What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
A: Two large planes!

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It’s a blast

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Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2014, 08:16:15 am »
I guess 9 out of 11 Americans just won't get these jokes
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Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2014, 11:12:26 am »
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Re: WORLDS BEST JOKES
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2015, 08:36:16 pm »
I had a jew in my car one time, but then I emptied my ashtray.
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