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Offline Famoo

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2013, 11:59:56 pm »
Granted, but you rip out a fart whenever you do a rep.

I wish the next person is a magical Unicorn.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2013, 04:21:40 am »
Wish granted, but I'm a rapist.

I wish for a banana that talks.



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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2013, 04:27:40 am »
Granted but the banana goes inside of your bum from time to time. No biggie though.

I wish for better music in the world.


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2013, 05:04:17 pm »
Granted, Bieber dies, but before he dies he comes to your house and does some voodoo magic to your ears, making you permanently deaf.

I wish there were elf villages in the forests in real life.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #34 on: August 11, 2013, 05:32:37 pm »
Granted, but they're extremely aggressive and kill anything nearby.

I wish that I was in Skyrim, fighting noobs as a dragonborn!  8)

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #35 on: August 11, 2013, 06:07:44 pm »
Granted, but now you won't be able to play Worldscape because you're too busy fighting off dragons and shizz! Plus, I don't think they have internet in Skyrim yet.

I wish I was my own genie to grant myself wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2013, 05:27:39 am »
granted, but your wishes are simple and only involve hurting yourself because you are the only "genie" that can grant your own wishes.
I wish my dog wouldn't chew up everything..
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2013, 06:35:08 pm »
Granted, but now your dog will sneak into your bed every night and chew on your wiener.

I wish Worldscape had a giant genie boss that whenever defeated, drops its magical lamp that allows the user to be granted a single wish with no limits.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2013, 12:07:50 am »
Granted, but it's in a glitched spot where no one can attack it.

I wish my phone wasn't so shitty.