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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Famoo, August 08, 2013, 02:03:05 AM

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Kryptonite

Wish granted, but now I'm the pumice lord so I demote you to pumice slave to go fetch the pumice lord more pumice rocks.

I wish I had some damn kfc.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



Famoo

Granted, but whenever you take a bite out of your KFC, a black man comes out of no where and slaps you.

I wish Superman was my best friend.

nate

wish granted, but now yall are more than friends and he splits you in half during sex.

I wish the next person who grants my wish is ryan!

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Famoo

Granted! The next person to grant your wish will be Ryan, but once he begins to grant your wish, he instantly dies!  ;)

I wish everyone turned into a clown.

happyguy3216

Granted but we are clowns that are creepy and haunt you in your dreams.

I wish for a man to follow me around and hand me cash for anything i wanted that was out of his pocket. He will also wipe my butt apon request and eat it if i tell him to.

nate

granted, but the money is fake and he does more than wipe and eat your butt as a rapist.

I wish I didn't have to take finals today....

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Famoo

Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F.  :o

I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!

James

Quote from: Famoo on August 09, 2013, 04:54:46 PM
Granted! You don't HAVE to. You can just not go and get your F, but then of course you get an F.  :o

I wish for the ability to walk through walls/objects at will!

Granted, but after every wall you walk through an elephant comes from behind and penetrates you.

I wish for tacos.




Famoo

#23
Granted, but they're 100 year old pink tacos that have never been washed if you know what I mean. ;)

I wish for the bat-mobile for my 18th birthday.

Jarred

Granted, but as soon as you receive it, the self destruct sequence initiates destroying everything!  :'(
I wish that the X-men mutation became reality and I was able to teleport.  8)

nate

granted, but you also get hunted down by the government and imprisoned in a non-teleporting cage for life.

I wish that I had all 135 stats!

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Famoo

Granted, but then your account gets deleted, and another one is made with the same name and with the same exact stats as you have right now.  :o

I wish you all called me Famoo the Fabulous.

nate

granted but you can never log in-game because your name is longer than 12 characters!

I wish worldscape had 1,000+ players

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Famoo

Granted, but they're all bots.

I wish I had a bottle of pure, clean spring water that never ran out.

Kryptonite

Wish granted but you can only open the bottle with your anus, and the cap has some really damn sharp metal edges.

I wish I could bench 69 tons.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.