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Corrupt a Wish

Started by Famoo, August 08, 2013, 02:03:05 AM

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Famoo

This is a simple game for devious minds.

The game goes exactly the way you would think it would: The first person makes a wish, then the second person grants that wish but also corrupts it, then makes their own wish.

For example:

Person A:  I wish for the ability to fly!

Person B: Granted, but you have no legs.
                I wish I had $1,000,000!

Person C: Granted, but it looks like monopoly money, so nobody actually accepts it.
                I wish I could breathe fire!

And so on.

(Please do not make a wish that totally breaks the game, like saying "I wish that my wishes can never be corrupted ever again! Mwahahaha!")


I'll start us off:
I wish for a pizza!

nate

Granted, but its a special pizza from a certain type of movie genre, and theres more than one type of sausage in there  :o.

I wish I could kill everyone on facebook who says "tbh"

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Famoo

Granted, but then they all turn into ghosts and haunt you for the rest of your life by whispering "tbh you're (insert insult here) into your ear while you're in jail (cause you just killed them you crazy son of a *****).

I wish for the worlds largest TV screen.

Jarred

Granted, but the screen is permanently black.  ;)
I wish for world peace.

nate

Granted, Everyone is brain dead and incapable of any distinction between physical characteristics of others.

I wish I could go to sleep

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Desolate

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I was famous.  :D


Famoo

Granted, but you're famous for licking doggy butt.

I wish for a pet rock that talks.

Desolate

Granted, but your pet rock can only curse at you and mutter death threats.

I wish for money trees (literally).


Famoo

Granted, but a bunch of anacondas live in the trees.

I wish McDonald's was healthy.

Rex

Granted, but everything you buy there has been raised cost.
I wish for a donkey.

Kryptonite

Granted, but the donkey is dead when he is delivered to your house, then comes back from the dead at night when you sleep and leads a herd of deadly spiders into your bed to crawl into your nose and make a web in your brain.

I wish for a giant rock of pumice.

Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



lollol

Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.

I wish if I had my own castle.
Quote from: Yoho on May 26, 2011, 12:06:29 PM
"Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind"







(Just for the lulz :D)

96% of people won't stand up for God
Put this in your Sig if you are one of the 4% who will"
‎/\/\ /-\ Z E /\/

nate

Quote from: lollol on August 08, 2013, 10:40:54 AM
Granted, but your giant rock of pumice doesn't float in water.

I wish if I had my own castle.

granted, but its a kiddy castle and you are forced to squeeze into it

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Kryptonite


Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 06:21:22 PM
Quote from: X on April 18, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: Recoil on April 18, 2012, 05:59:45 PM
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

weed
Just lost all the respect I once had for you.



nate

oh crap you're right lol. my bad.

I wish I was the NEW PUMICE KING

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