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Offline Kryptonite

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« on: April 08, 2012, 12:52:27 pm »
A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.

"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....

"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
Da fuq are you doing in a graffiti painted hobo dungeon for?

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Re: Lol
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 01:12:09 pm »
I've heard that joke ages ago. It's a great joke.  :)

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Re: Lol
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 01:38:17 pm »

Haha that's great, never heard that one before.
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