Author Topic: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.  (Read 1590 times)

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Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« on: March 09, 2009, 01:18:02 am »
Join the new... umm... following? Eontism, join me and my fellow Eonite, Brown Lugia, in the spreading of Sire's Laws! Here are the Laws (Sire's Laws are updated whenever He chooses to make new ones):

Law One: Eon9 said that The word "God" is banned."

Law Two: Eon9 said "If you insult me, you're banned".

Law Three: Eon9 said "I can make new laws at any time".

Law Four: Test Law.

Law Five: Eon9 said that Brown Lugia is VP.

Law Six: Eon9 said that Volcanic Me is now moderator of the Law.

Law Seven: Eon9 said that Pk0wnedall doesn't have the intelligence to be an Owner.

Law Eight: Eon9 said that That's like asking why cows produce milk, they just do!

Law Nine: Eon9 said that Eon9 is the law.

Law Ten: Eon9 said that Eon9's blunt created Chuck Norris.

Law Eleven: Eon9 said to Smoke weed everyday out of a fish pipe.


Be sure to check back for more!
« Last Edit: March 09, 2009, 01:41:28 am by Volcanic Me »

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 01:21:42 am »
Follow the law..commit the laws to memory! and stress the laws!



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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2009, 04:44:49 am »
Dude, tell him for me that I dropped his weekly weed order.
Also that I drank some of his milk when he wasn't looking.

And that it's all payback.

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2009, 04:32:36 pm »
Just for who ever is reading this, This is not any of ~ALL-GO-FREE~ Rules....But its just off-topic so.....


 Ill rather leave it to a Forum admin to think if they should delete it or what ever they do.


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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2009, 07:41:14 pm »
i acually think this is funny o.o  :)  :) :) lol
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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2009, 09:41:40 pm »
Calm down Trini... it's for fun. Hence the word "UNOFFICIAL". And Eon gave me clearance on posting it first. It's just fun kiddo.

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2009, 10:34:30 pm »
I'll be sure not to follow any of these rules

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2009, 10:44:17 pm »
Me too... be sure not to tell Eon... =P

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2009, 01:30:31 am »
Volcanic Me I love law 11 it's my favorite lol


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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 09:09:04 pm »
i am digging those rules!!! O.- lolz
lolz a little weird I know. :)

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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2009, 08:00:53 am »
I'm Scared :(
I never new about thw cow thing :\ xD
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.
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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2009, 07:15:46 pm »
fish pipe? o.O idk how we're suposed to smoke it with that..
idk what it is even lol.



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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2009, 07:38:42 pm »
lol. Didnt know eon was a stoner.
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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 08:59:13 pm »
well the laws are cool, make sure to follow them!!! ;)





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Re: Eon9's ~UNNOFFICIAL~ Laws.
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 04:51:37 pm »
GOD man, i smoke every hour weed out of a fish pipe, i so hope GOD won't punish me for this
plz GOD dont do this...
Yes i know i break alot of rules, but thats why they're here arent they?
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