Join the new... umm... following? Eontism, join me and my fellow Eonite, Brown Lugia, in the spreading of Sire's Laws! Here are the Laws (Sire's Laws are updated whenever He chooses to make new ones):
Law One: Eon9 said that The word "God" is banned."
Law Two: Eon9 said "If you insult me, you're banned".
Law Three: Eon9 said "I can make new laws at any time".
Law Four: Test Law.
Law Five: Eon9 said that Brown Lugia is VP.
Law Six: Eon9 said that Volcanic Me is now moderator of the Law.
Law Seven: Eon9 said that Pk0wnedall doesn't have the intelligence to be an Owner.
Law Eight: Eon9 said that That's like asking why cows produce milk, they just do!
Law Nine: Eon9 said that Eon9 is the law.
Law Ten: Eon9 said that Eon9's blunt created Chuck Norris.
Law Eleven: Eon9 said to Smoke weed everyday out of a fish pipe.
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